Making Sense of the Human Condition

Month: August 2026

Update on Hurstwood Closure, Waterlooville – Pt2

The arrogance of Havant Borough Council. They are even ignoring their own MP!

It’s now 3 months since the woods and pathways at Hurstwood were closed due to Ash Dieback, and there has been zero work done on site other than a ridiculously comical attempt to prevent all access to the area.

As I’ve stated previously I’m no fan of Suella Braverman’s politics but she’s willing to stand up to these draconian council authoritarians and has proved herself interested and committed to local issues. I find the level of arrogance from Havant Borough Council (HBC) breathtaking.. They won’t even give a straight answer to why the woods are closed indefinitely, to their own MP, let alone residents. Suella has taken to Facebook to update residents and refresh the call to sign her petition here to get it reopened. I would urge you all to sign it..

Suella Braverman update on Hurstwood closure

Comedy Fencing

In attempt to stop people using the woods, HBC have now partially installed more ‘heavy duty’ permanent looking fencing on at least three of the access pathways to the restricted zone. Only they have completely left out two of the major entrances, leaving the temporary barrier fencing which has been repeatedly pulled aside or thrown over by angry and frustrated residents.

New heavy duty fencing at Hurstwood
One of the new ‘heavy duty fences’ preventing pathway access

This has lead to a ridiculous situation where the public can enter the woods from one direction, but then find themselves trapped at the other end when they run into one of the permanent fences closing their exit.

The reasons for this are unsure but my guess is they realised just how costly and impossible it would be to secure the entire area. Securing just one of the entrances at the Tempest Av/ Crystal Way junction would require a 30m run of fencing and similar for the main entrance in Harkness Drive..

They are also now probably aware following many complaints from residents including myself, that closing both of these entrances would seriously hamper any attempt to tackle a wildfire from The Fire Service. Following months of no rain the whole area is like a tinderbox. As ever with these things, in their attempt to solve one small problem, they’ve created a much larger one.

The net result is we have a comedic limbo, as I experienced the other day where I had a conversation with another resident who had wandered through the open fencing and couldn’t exit to the pathway. We were stuck chatting like a visitor meeting a prisoner. He couldn’t exit and I couldn’t get in!

Meanwhile, there’s been no work done to resolve the issue, no progress report, no end date…

When will the madness end?

At the back of my mind, is the nagging thought that there is a more sinister motive at work. At this point I would not be surprised if HBC announce that they’ve decided to not to proceed with the works on cost grounds, and the entire area will be sold off to developers…



What type of musician are you?

Understanding the origins of your own creative talent…

Someone asked me recently “When did you first realise you had this amazing musical talent?”. The answer to that is, I don’t think I have an amazing musical talent…I just get ridiculously obsessed with the details of things and work really hard to understand why they work, how to take them apart, and how to put them back to together. If anything, my only talent is maybe seeing and hearing the small stuff that others can’t… I’ve never been able to read music, I can’t even understand tab notation, but early on as a kid I could hear a melody in a song on the radio and play it back on a keyboard. Then I found I could do it on a guitar too.

But I have a terrible problem with focussing on one thing. I am always distracted and I have to feel like everything I do is creative not prescriptive. It’s why I’ll never be a virtuoso musician, because that requires a commitment to a single instrument that’s measured in 10s of thousands of hours. I’m also crap at rehearsing, because I find it boring and the distractions and excuses start to creep in, not to do it…For me playing 3 or 4 instruments is much more fun than playing one.

The studio is like my etch-a-sketch, lego, meccano, scalextric and a train set all in one. I can play with the idea in my head and turn it into something real and tangible that I can share with the world.

The next Bond – How about an origin story?

I’ve been a Bond fan for as long as I can remember and it’s always fun speculating who the next one will be, when the present incumbent holsters their Walther PPK.

Daniel Craig is a tough act to follow. He brought a darker side to the role that I really enjoyed, as well as bringing a level of physicality to Bond that had never been seen previously. There is talk of the new actor finally being cast before the end of the year, but I have to say I’m not being overly inspired by the prospect of the current front runners, nor the fact the franchise is now creatively controlled by Amazon, although this is somewhat tempered by the fact that the incredible Denis Villeneuve will be directing.

Personally, if I was casting I’d go left field and explore an origin story/ prequel Bond as a Naval Commander and joining MI6 at the tender age of 31, just as Ian Fleming had originally written the character to be. This would require a young guy to play the role, but not necessarily in Fleming’s period of the early 50s. That aesthetic would be very cool, but probably not suitable to meet the politically correct requirements of contemporary cinema.

Enough waffle though. My choice for the role would be the largely unknown Harry Lawtey who looks not unlike a young Sean Connery. He has considerable acting chops, paying alongside Toby Jones in the critically acclaimed Mr Burton and has appeared in BBCs Industry and the new still unscheduled Beatles biopic. He’s got a similar dead eye, tortured soul manner to Craig, but would definitely need some work in the hench department as he’s somewhat slight in build.

Harry Lawtey

At a push, one of the highly tipped front runners, Callum Turner might work, but my Mum would probably unkindly comment that his eyes look too close together. I seem to remember they said far worse things about Daniel Craig when he started, some comparing him to a certain 1970s kids toy that involved placing random facial features on a plastic cartoon character..

Jacob Elordi has also been hotly tipped but the guy is so freakishly tall, I’m not sure he could fit into an Aston Martin unless it’s a convertible with his head poking above the windscreen. That’s not a cool look.

It would be rude not to discuss the music and my choice for the theme tune would be given to Raye with Olivia Dean in reserve.






Raye is an extraordinary musical talent, well versed already in bringing bombastic orchestral themes bang up to date with contemporary influences. The Shirley Bassey comparison is of course undeniable.

Who would you choose?

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